Girl Talk- Part 2

Ok Please explain to me when my posts involve  any sort of potty humor......my ratings go through the roof? Your all sick do you know that!

So through further investigation of my Sasquatch pantie protectors I  was looking at the package and noticed the picture of an ass............soooo maybe this is an Ass Napkin??? I am so confused and would love answers to my questions. Who do I ask, and how?  I will find out the mystery behind these !!!!..........Stay tuned for "Real Truth" behind the giant Asian maxi pads!

Girl Talk.....If your a man proceed with CAUTION!

Ok so I had to pick up some feminine napkins, and seeing as I don't speak Chinese I pick the pretty packages and hope for the best!  WHAT THE SAM HELL DID I BUY?????  Ummm these are maxi pads for amazon women!

No joke, I wore  one in desperation, they go from ass crack to belly button! Why, Why ,Why would these tiny little women need something that size? I'm so confused.....I guess it wouldn't be the first time. So my dear sweet husband in his lame attempt to be funny says......."well at least if you shit yourself you'll be covered".......AWWW  Deane..... he's a keeper! lol.

 

In case you are unsure of the length in the picture, it goes from my elbow to the tip of my finger! The smaller one is REGULAR size!

End to the Chinese New Year

 This was the end of the Chinese New Year Celebrations. The video was taken in front of our apartment complex, followed by more fireworks....are you surprised!  I used to love fireworks....but they are gettin old! lol.  This morning (Sunday) 5:00am they were going off, so much for sleeping in!

Crazy Fruit

For Britain's struggling fruit farmers, things could be about to go even more pear-shaped...

A Chinese farmer has invented baby-shaped pears - and he is planning to export his novel idea over here.

Plucky farmer Gao Xianzhang has created 10,000 of the mini marvels this season and he plans to take the fruits of his labour to the UK and Europe.

Britain could soon see the arrival of the pears, which are shaped like mini buddhas.

If the idea catches on, sales of the mini pears could hit the profits of British farmers who are already struggling to fend off sales of cheaper foreign produce in recession-hit Britain.

Gao spent six years perfecting the intricate baby-shaped pears, carefully crafting each one which grows inside an individual mould.

Despite their hefty cost of £5 each, locals in his home village of Hexia, in Hebia, northern China, have reportedly been snapping them up.

'People seem to think they are cute or lucky and will buy them as soon as they're off the tree,' Gao explained.

Luckily for Gao, he should have few problems getting his quirky shaped fruits past EU officials.

In July, wonky shaped fruit and vegetables such as curvy cucumbers and knobbly carrots returned to supermarket shelves after EU rules restricting the size and shape of 36 types of fruit and vegetables

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211141/Behold-latest-addition-novelty-fruit-market--5-pear-looks-like-baby-buddha.html#ixzz1Ctl7WG8v

Happy New Year!

The pops and bangs started early that morning and continued on for the day. When the clock struck 12 am there was a frenzy of fireworks, we stood in complete amazement  on the roof top of our apartment building.  They continued on all through out the night. Now I was told it would go on for days, but today has been pretty quiet with a few going off here and there. Nothing at all like yesterday though. Amazing!!!!! I'm so excited to share this with you! The video is not the greatest quality.....but you get the idea.

Holiday Spirit

The Lanterns were hung by the lampost with care, in hopes in the Lunar New Year soon would be here. Yes I know, I'm a geek or at least that's what my 14 yr old tells me. I thought I was pretty clever though! lol.  What a pretty sight to see, lanterns hanging from light posts and trees, door ways and shops.
Within China, regional customs and traditions concerning the celebration of the Chinese new year vary widely. People will pour out their money to buy presents, decoration, material, food, and clothing. It is also the tradition that every family thoroughly cleans the house to sweep away any ill-fortune in hopes to make way for good incoming luck. Windows and doors will be decorated with red colour paper cut outs with popular themes of "happiness", "wealth", and "longevity". On the Eve of Chinese New Year, supper is a feast with families. Food will include such items as pigs, ducks, chicken and sweet delicacies. The family will end the night with firecrackers. Early the next morning, children will greet their parents by wishing them a healthy and happy new year, and receive money in red paper envelopes. The Chinese New Year tradition is to reconcile, forget all grudges and sincerely wish peace and happiness for everyone.