Chinese Drivers Licence

Okay, so here is the coveted Chinese drivers licence.....and that is the exact face I will be making in my mug shot photo,when my road rage takes over! Kidding. The one thing driving here is teaching me .....is some serious defensive driving. You need to be on high alert at all times!

You have to have eyes in the back of your head....and side of your head! Bikes, cars, scooters,people are coming from all directions and they don't even glace over their shoulder to see what's going on around them. MADNESS! Anyway I have finally made it through that horrible exam and have some new found freedom! But before I quit my talks over driving hell for good....just for humor sake I will post a few more of the driver exam questions.

But in all seriousness maybe our country should look at making the driving exam a little harder. People should know what to do in an emergency situation, or how your car runs, or what to do if your car catches fire( besides get out and run....and let the piece of shit burn so insurance can cover a new one) I can't tell you how many times I prayed for that to happen to vehicles I have owned....heck I have thought about starting the fire myself! I was never lucky enough.

         1) When a wounded suffers bleeding in the forearm or shank, the rescuers may place a cushion in the armpit or in the rook of the arm, crook the armpit or rook and tie up.

                 Answer: Right

     WHAT???? rook? crook the armpit?

2) The ignition system is made up of battery, ignition switch, ignition coil, capacitor, distributor block and plugs.  

       Answer: Right

I'm a girl....and do I really need to know how the ignition system is made??

The accelerator pedal desi

A. The accelerator

B. The air throC. The clutch

D. The fuel injector

Answer:  B

I am a girl so I don't know this stuff or really care, but there are several

questions like this.

  

When a wounded suffers bleeding in the forearm or shank, the rescuers may place a cushion in the armpit or in the rook of the arm, crook the armpit or rook and tie up.

                 Answer: Right

WHAT???? rook? what is the rook? lol

When driving a vehicle, the driver ______ for the sake of safety.

       A. May wear slippers

       B. May wear any shoes

       C. Should not wear slippers

       D. May wear high heels

       Answer:  C

This should not even be a question!!!  although I would think it is safer to drive in slippers than 6" stilettos!